Student kia janay
Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold.
Answer sheet ko karke ke fold,
aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……!
Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,
marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga,
koi na jane apne marks ka kya hoga,
Toh paise udha, paise udha,
paise udha ke bol papa aal is well…
Answer sheet ko karke ke fold,
aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……!
Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,
marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga,
koi na jane apne marks ka kya hoga,
Toh paise udha, paise udha,
paise udha ke bol papa aal is well…
Pathan alag hogay
Ab to phatano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain
“FARAZ”
Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai “Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..
“FARAZ”
Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai “Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..
Munna bhai in exame
Exam?s song by Munna bhai:
?Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
To dujishuru ho gayi MAAMU
?Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
To dujishuru ho gayi MAAMU
Student SMS
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
Student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
Student: 32 years
Teacher: How Do you Know?
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???
Student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
Student: 32 years
Teacher: How Do you Know?
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???